Things you never thought you'd need to say to your children, Take 1

Today's was: "DON'T throw your shoes onto the garage roof", which followed shortly after "Don't carve your name into the stone of the porch with a gas line marking flag you pulled out of the ground at the construction site near your school...."

The first classic one, when she was 3 or so, was "Don't lick your shoes"...and we had to say it more than once.....eeeeewwwwww......

I'm sure this just gets harder the older they get. I can't wait to see what Take 147 is, and if it involves the police.